Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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