so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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