Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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