This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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