Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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