i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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