So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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