And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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