Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so let's talk penis.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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