Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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