wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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