I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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