There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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