She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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