PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
