i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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