Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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