Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i wish my penis had a tongue
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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