do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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