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(308): View more from Nebraska

Best friends brother. Beat that.

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(613): View more from Ontario

She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"

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(407): View more from Florida

She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".

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(803): View more from South Carolina

It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?

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(754): View more from Florida

Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.

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(207): View more from Maine

I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.

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