I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Im part way to drunk.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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