Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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