Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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