Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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