Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I had to cum in my sink.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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