do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
This is my gift to your gina
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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