:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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