butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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