who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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