your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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