is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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