I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Randomize
