I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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