Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
