i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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