dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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