Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
