Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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