just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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