I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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