I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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