I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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