well you can't waste a boner
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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