I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
