The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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