oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
