That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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