I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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