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Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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