Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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