I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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