How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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