Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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