I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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