please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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