Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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