Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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